Monthly Archives: May 2013

Without a Dream in My Heart

Today was the FA Cup final.  The oldest continuously-held cup contest in the sport, it’s one of the marquee events of the football/soccer season.

I won’t go into details, because BOOOOOOOOOO, but my favorite club, Manchester City, lost to Wigan Athletic, 1-0, on a pretty nice headed goal in stoppage time.  There is no shame in losing, but when the team that beats you is in very real danger of being relegated next weekend, well, then there’s some shame.

For whatever reason, a per peeve of mine came up today.  I will occasionally talk to people who aren’t soccer fans about my affinity for the game.  From time to time, I refer to the game as “football,” without even thinking about it.  I don’t do it to sound snobby or pretentious; I do it because most of the coverage I read and watch focuses on the English Premier League, and over there, they call it football.  It just kind of sneaks into my lexicon.

Almost inevitably, if I don’t stop myself and clarify that I am referring to the game they call “soccer,” someone will say, in a tone that is equal parts inquisitive, mocking, and condescending, “do you mean football or ‘futbol’?”

No, I mean football.  It’s an English word, not Spanish.  I actually find it a little offensive.  Believe it or not, ignorant guy at the bowling alley, there are people who both speak English AND enjoy soccer.  And I don’t hear anyone asking if I mean “fussball” or “calcio,” either.  Why is it acceptable to pretend you’re suddenly a Spanish speaker?  Why not throw in a little German or Italian?  Oh, because you think soccer is just for people in Spanish-speaking countries.

Well, it’s not.  And it IS, in fact, possible for someone thousands of miles away to be bummed out over a club’s cup final defeat.

Give Me the Hope to Run Out of Steam

A few years back, NBC debuted the series Community.  It was quirky, to say the least.  More importantly, it was hilarious.  The ensemble cast was fantastic, giving each character his or her own unique charm.  I also may have developed a crush on Alison Brie, who plays Greendale Community College student Annie Edison.

I get home from bowling after midnight on Friday mornings, and this season, I’ve watched that night’s episode of Community before bed.  So suffice to say, I love the show, and I’m a big fan.

Community was picked up for a fifth season today.  Believe it or not, this makes me sad.

Before the most recent season, NBC replaced showrunner Dan Harmon.  Harmon created the show, and from what I’ve read, maniacally re-wrote its scripts.  Community was his auto-biographical creation.

Unfortunately, despite a dedicated fan base, the ratings for the show haven’t been great, and it’s been on end-of-season “could be canceled” lists for a few years.  So while the show came back for a fourth season, the network put new people in charge.  I guess they thought it would change the show enough that a more wide-ranging audience would tune in.

What they didn’t realize – or didn’t care about – was that Community without Dan Harmon is not Community.  The show always featured absurdist humor, but the fourth season was at times nothing more than absurd.  I watch the finale last night, knowing in my heart that it was the last time I would see a new episode.  It had its moments, but on the whole, I found it to be a disappointing episode, and not that reflective of what the series was.

That’s been the case more often than not this season, which is why I kind of hoped Community would come to an end.  It sounds silly to say this, because it’s a TV show, but I was (am) very fond of Community, and I thought its fourth season was a bit of a black mark on its legacy.  In retrospect, the best scenario would have been for the show to pass away with dignity after its third season.

Things could always change before season five, but this is NBC we’re talking about, so I’m not optimistic.  Community could come back better than ever next season and this could all be a moot point.

But most likely, it will be more of the same.  Our friends at Greendale will find themselves in situations that feel forced, making jokes about past jokes in an effort to pander to hardcore fans.  As if to say, “remember when?”

Of course, part of me is glad the show will be back.  I will certainly continue to watch, and hey, you never know, I may grow to like the show’s newer direction.  But I also won’t forget how it used to be, and without a doubt, it won’t ever be as good as it used to be.  Most likely, the show will continue on as is, limping towards the end of the season as we have the “renewed or canceled?” discussion once again.

For Community fans, that may be the “darkest timeline” of all.

The End of the Road

Tonight is the last night of the season for both of my bowling leagues.  For one of them, it’s the night everyone gets their payout money from the league treasurer (me).  In the other, it’s the last night I’ll be a part of the league.

Without going into too much…or any…detail, last summer I knew I was going to drop one of my three bowling leagues.  I just didn’t have the passion for it anymore.  I decided to drop the Friday night league and keep both Thursday leagues.  Leaving the late league was never an option; as I’ve mentioned, I’m the treasurer of the league, I’ve been a part of it in some way shape or form for over a decade, and I love those guys like brothers.

The early league, not so much.  There’s just something about it that’s…different.  I can’t put my finger on it, it just is.

About a month into the season I felt like I had made the wrong choice.  Something about our team dynamic was off, plus my frustration with the league being poorly run (in my eyes, at least; while I know I’m not the only one who feels that way, I know that most of the guys flat-out don’t care) reached its apex.  For most of the year, I kind of felt that it was going to be my last go-round.  Besides, I didn’t just not like the league anymore; I didn’t like bowling itself anymore.  It’s really hard to get yourself into the game when, despite being competitive and trying your best, you just don’t care.

A couple weeks ago, one guy told us he was going to leave the team.  I won’t point fingers, because we all share the blame, but he’s been a big part of the team’s chemistry drying up.  At the same time, another one of our guys wasn’t planning on coming back, and two of us were on the fence.  Instead of trying to find one or two new bowlers, it just seemed like the right time to end it.

Four of the five of us were together for seven years.  We came close a couple times, but never won a championship.  We had some good times, but things run their course, and this is no different.  I could see the cracks forming as far back as last year.  More than anything, I feel relieved; the way it went down allowed me to leave a situation that I didn’t want to be a part of, but felt too loyal and obligated to extract myself from.

Despite this being our last night “together,” nothing’s any different.  Everyone’s doing what they normally do during league night, and for us the last few months, it’s mostly been just waiting for it to be over.  I don’t know why I expected anything to be different; if it was different, if it had been different the last two years, then we probably wouldn’t be in this spot.

Looking back, I know that we could have saved it.  The fact that we didn’t tells me that we simply didn’t want to.

And that’s the part that stings.

Picked Up the Diamonds and Bundles of Fivers

I went to the bank today to pick up the money for the bowling league.  We pay our dues every week, and half of it goes to paying the lanes, and half of it goes to the league.  At the end of the season, we pay our expenses for awards and officer salaries, and most of the rest gets distributed to the teams based on how many games they won (we leave some behind to keep the account open for next season).  My job as the treasurer is to make sure the money gets collected each week, the lanes get paid, and come May, the league gets paid.

The week leading up to the last night of the season is kind of why I do the job.  Doing all the calculations for how much everyone gets, breaking down the amounts so I can get the right amount of each bill from the bank, and then, in the end, counting off the last few bills and seeing that everything adds up…I mean, I’m a total dork, but I like it.

I always call the bank the day before I go to pick up the money, and I give them the specifics over the phone, i.e. “I need this many 50s, this many 20s, etc.”  But I always bring the numbers with me on a small piece of paper just in case.

As I’m standing in line today, I realized that I was holding a piece of paper that essentially demanded my withdrawal in small bills, akin to what a bank robber in a movie does.  I put the note in my pocket before I ended up accidentally giving it to the teller instead of the withdrawal slip.

Could you imagine if I’d walked up to a teller that didn’t know I was coming and handed her a note like that?  That might have caused a wee bit of a problem.  Not to mention would make for an interesting story on league night.  “Sorry guys, I couldn’t get the money to you this week.  See, there was a misunderstanding, and there were cops and everything…”

Alas, crisis averted.  Instead, the most untoward thing that happened was when a guy with a safe deposit box walked in on me when I was counting the money in what I thought was a private room.  All things considered, I guess I’ll take it.

If Looks Could Kill, They Probably Will

I just finished watching the first season of FX’s The Americans.  If you didn’t watch it, stop reading, block out 13 hours, then find it on demand or online.  The blog will still be here when you’re done.  As usual, there are spoilers.

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I was a government major in college.  I went to school in Washington, D.C.  Espionage, while not something I wanted to devote my career to, has always intrigued me.  So when I heard about The Americans – a series about a married couple living in suburban Washington in the early 1980s who were actually KGB agents – well, sign me up.  I caught a couple early episodes and was hooked.  Unfortunately, with work and Quizzo, I wasn’t able to watch on Wednesday nights.  So I had kind of “binge watch” and catch up.  I finished it a couple days ago and holy crap, I can’t wait for it to come back.

Keri Russell is fantastic as Elizabeth Jennings, wife of Philip, mother of Paige and Henry, and daughter of Mother Russia.  I had never seen her in anything before, but from what everyone else is saying, this is her best work, so I guess that’s a good thing.  Matthew Rhys, who plays Philip, is also great, and he makes Philip incredibly likeable.

Which is kind of interesting, isn’t it?  I mean, here is a couple that is living in the United States solely for the purpose of destroying the United States.  And yet, I found myself rooting for them.  They’re “antiheroes,” I think, but at the same time, you exhale with relief when they escape from a potentially life-altering (or ending) situation.  That is a credit to the writing, of course, but the performances by the actors are all superb.  I can’t think of one single character of any importance that wasn’t any good.

I never watched The Sopranos, but I imagine if you did, you were rooting for Tony, even though he was a criminal.  I feel like the Jenningses are in a different place, though.  They’re technically criminals, yes, but they’re not doing it for profit; they’re doing it for love of country.  Put it this way: we think of Russian mobsters in Russia as criminals, but do we think of American spies in Russia as criminals?  I feel like there’s a difference, at least in my mind, and it affects how I view and think about the show.

Of course, The Americans has also drawn some comparisons to Homeland.  It seems like every new drama does these days, especially ones involving international relations, intelligence, or terrorism.  I listened to a couple Grantland podcasts on the show, and one of them raised a very interesting point: the first season of Homeland was defined by the question of whether or not Nick Brody was a terrorist.  You had to wait half a season to find out the answer.  On the flip side, you know who Philip and Elizabeth are before the opening credits roll.  When you do that, the suspense has to come from smaller elements of the plot, and the folks running The Americans did a fantastic job with that.

The series is set in the early 1980s, just after Ronald Reagan is elected President of the United States and the Cold War escalates.  There are a number of ways to make it clear to the viewer “when” the actions are happening – clothing and hair styles, television news broadcasts of noteworthy events in the background, putting “Washington, 1981” on the screen – and one of them is music.  And it’s not just the music the characters hear in the show, but the music that plays over pivotal scenes.  It’s almost always from the time period of the show, and while it rarely takes away from what’s going on, sometimes it elevates a scene to a whole other level.

For instance, the opening scene of the pilot episode features Philip and a fellow “Directorate S” agent chasing down a defector while Elizabeth meets them with the car to transport him to a freighter to be returned to the Soviet Union.  Their colleague, Rob, ends up getting stabbed, and their detour to drop him off near a hospital leads to them missing the boat.

During the scene, a version of Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk” plays.  If you’re familiar with the song, think of it in your head while you picture three guys running through the streets in a life-or-death chase.  It fits, doesn’t it?  As soon as I saw it, I had one of those, “aw, crap, now I’m stuck” moments.

Later in the episode, Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” gets some play over a scene where the couple dumps the aforementioned defector in the Potomac River.  There is no dialog, just Phil, and it’s another great scene.

But the one that takes the cake, the one that stuck with me enough to make me write this post, was the very last scene of the season.  Elizabeth has been shot during a chase by FBI agent Stan Beeman, who doubles as her neighbor (he doesn’t know Elizabeth is a KGB agent, and doesn’t know the couple he was shooting at was the one that lives across the street).  As she is tended to at the KGB’s empty building-turned-medical ward, Philip calls the Beemans and asks them to look after their kids for a couple days.  Imagine; he’s asking the man who shot his wife to watch his children as part of their cover story.

As Philip leaves the phone booth, we hear the opening strains of Peter Gabriel’s “Games Without Frontiers.”  The song has references to different figures related to war and international tension, which would make it perfectly applicable on that point alone.  But more than that, there’s a certain tension throughout the track that underscores the tension in the scene.  Elizabeth lies on a bed, a bullet just removed from her abdomen.  Philip waits silently by her side.  Meanwhile, their daughter, who seems to have grown suspicious of her mother, starts snooping around in the basement.  Nothing seems out of the ordinary, but right at the end, she turns and looks at…something.  What it is, we don’t know.  Does she see something?  Is she merely looking around?  What is she thinking?  We don’t know.  As the musical tension builds up, and the scene reaches a potential crescendo, it’s over.

Oh, it was so well done.  The song’s been in my head for two days.  I’ve watched the scene three times.  So good.  So, so good.

The Americans won’t be back until the winter of 2014.  When it comes back, there will almost assuredly be a buzz about it that dwarfs any anticipation that preceded the first season.  I promise you, it’s worth it.

Sleeping with My Clothes On

I took a nap tonight.  No big deal, it happens.  I had – have – some work to do for the bowling league, so I figured I would lay down for an hour and change, get up around 9, and get down to business.  Except my phone had other ideas.

See, I don’t set the “alarm” function on my phone (at least, to this point I haven’t).  I have an iPhone, and for whatever reason, I prefer to use the “timer” option.  It’s a little quicker to set up; I just have to turn the dials and press “Start.”

Well, I set the hour dial for “1” and the minutes dial for “20.”  After it went off, I set it for 10 more minutes, kind of like a snooze alarm.  Unfortunately, I never changed the hour dial, so here I am, just waking up from my “brief” nap.  And any refreshedness (that can’t be a word) has already been replaced by frustration.

So now I’ll probably be up way too late (normal) doing stuff (not normal).  Awesome.  If the payouts are screwed up on Thursday, it’s on you, Apple.  You and your confusing-while-half-asleep timer dials.

Planning His Vengeance That He Will Soon Unfold

Hey, a movie review!  Remember those?  I’m not saying I’m going to spoil anything, but if you haven’t seen Iron Man 3, you should probably stop reading until you do.  Or, if you have no plans to, by all means keep on reading.

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I really don’t know how to break down a movie like this.  I think that comes down to two factors: one, I look at a “summer superhero blockbuster” as an opportunity to laugh and watch some cool action sequences, and don’t really look for much more out of it.  Second, I honestly don’t remember most of the details of the first two movies.  So, some quick bullet points then.

• Robert Downey, Jr., is…I don’t even know the words.  He owns this role, to the point that I doubt it’s even acting for him anymore.  He truly is Tony Stark.  I mentioned yesterday how pricey the movie ticket was; even if it was just two hours of him cracking wise, it would have been worth it.  I forgot about that part until, like, four seconds into the movie.

• It seems like this installment tried to be a little more than just “Iron Man fights the bad guys and says funny stuff while he does it.”  The whole basis of the film is Tony telling a story, and it ends up being, for lack of a better phrase, the beginnings of the end.  If you’ve seen it, you’ll know what I mean.  If not, it will make sense in a few minutes.

• I thought Ben Kingsley was great as The Mandarin.  The twist involving him was unexpected, and from what I’ve been told, it was unexpected to fans of the comics as well.

(This is the part where I should mention that I have owned maybe three comic books in my entire life.  I have friends who pick up four times that many in a given week.  It was just never my thing, so I’m not up on the histories of superheroes.  I’ve seen all the Batman movies, and all the Iron Man movies, and The Avengers and a couple others, but my only exposure to the characters and plot lines comes from those movies.  Any “oh, well in the comic…” discussion goes miles over my head.)

• This one certainly seemed darker and more violent than what I remember of the others.  Stark vows to hunt down The Mandarin as an act of revenge because his friend and former bodyguard is in a coma thanks to one of The Mandarin’s “disciples.”  Many of the characters in the film use guns to shoot lots of people; I know it sounds odd to point that out in 2013, but it was just striking to me how, in a superhero movie, the bad guys were (genetically-modified) humans that used guns.  Maybe I’m crazy and the last two were the same way, but I left the theater thinking, “wow, that went to a dark place for a while.”

• Finally, I noted to one of my friends during the credits that the music certainly sounded James Bond-esque.  Sure enough, at the end of the credits, the line “Tony Stark will return” appeared on the screen, much like “James Bond Will Return” appears at the end of 007’s films.  And if you think about it, Tony Stark is kind of like the James Bond of the superhero world.  He likes cars, certainly enjoys the finer things in life, has a certain way with the ladies, and all of the bad guys know who he is as soon as he shows up.  I like James Bond, and thus, I like Tony Stark.

In summation, I certainly recommend the film, especially if you’re an Iron Man fan.  Then again, if you’re a fan, you were already going to see it anyway, and my opinion doesn’t matter.  Good talk.

Take It to the Limit

I’m going to see Iron Man 3 tonight.  No big deal; I mean, I’d rather not go the first weekend, but my friends are going tonight, and I’d rather not go by myself.

On the other hand, they’re going to see it in IMAX 3D, so that means it’s going to cost me $18.  WHAT?!  I know.

I don’t remember if I’ve seen a movie in IMAX, but as far as I understand it, it’s really just a bigger screen.  Okay.  Maybe it’s just me, but since the movie screen is bigger than my television, the difference between IMAX and I-less than MAX probably isn’t worth the extra eight bucks.  And don’t get me started on 3D.  I’ve seen a couple movies in 3D and I have to say it wasn’t worth it.  All it does is make my eyes hurt after a while, which then makes me take off the glasses and look at the blurry screen, which just compounds the problem.  And don’t even get me started on how small and uncomfortable they are on my giant head.  Maybe I’m just old.

Movies are ridiculously-priced as it is; tickets are always $10 or more, then concessions are ridiculous…I mean, a movie ticket and a small popcorn and soda will cost you $25.  At your local convenience store, $25 can get you enough candy to put you into a coma; at the local cinema, it gets you a movie and an appetizer.  Which is probably better for your health, but that’s not my point.

So yeah.  It’s May, and apparently summer blockbuster season is upon us.  Iron Man 3 will no doubt win the weekend box office with like 11 billion dollars; 18 of those – and one pair of exasperatingly-discarded 3D glasses – will be mine.

Talk about Pop Music

We all like music.  Well, I mean, I imagine.  There are so many different types of music out there that there has to be something for everyone, you know?

Anyway, we all like what we like, but for some reason, music seems to be a topic that turns normal people into condescending, judgmental, pretentious jerks a lot more often that you’d think.

Have you ever had a conversation with a music snob?  I know a couple, and they like what they like.  Oddly enough, what they like does not appeal to me at all.  I tend to like rock, both of the “classic” and “modern” varieties.  But I’m also down with new stuff, the songs you hear on the radio at any given time, as well.  If it’s catchy, it’s fine by me.  I’m not buying tickets to a Katy Perry concert, but I respect her hustle, you know what I mean?

Some people, these aforementioned snobs, like only what they like.  And if you like something that doesn’t fit into that genre, you are wrong.  It’s the strangest thing.  Why is all right for you to like death metal, or reggae, or indie music, but it’s not okay for me to enjoy some Jay-Z or Maroon 5 on my iPod?

Then there are the folks who “doth protest too much,” so to speak.  Like the guy I know who will make a big show of changing the station and complaining about what’s on whenever we hear an artist that rhymes with “Sailor Thrift” or “Sme$ha.”  Something tells me there’s a track or three floating around in his iTunes somewhere.

And that’s fiiiiine.  Own it!  Like what you like!  And let others like what they want to like without judging them with your ridiculous and misplaced judginess.

(Except for country.  I hate country.  Don’t make me listen to country.)

On the Walls of the Hall of Fame

I wrote way back in January about my bowling league and our longtime secretary, Mac.  Tonight, we’re unveiling our inaugural league Hall of Fame class.  We named the Hall of Fame after Mac, and I couldn’t be prouder to be a part of the process.

Our league has been around for over 80 years.  I believe it’s one of the oldest leagues in the country.  I thought that a league of our age should have a hall of fame of sorts; after all, there had to have been a number of guys who were great bowlers in their time, and considering how many guys have been in the league for 20, 30, even 40 years, I figure there had to have been guys who spend that long in the league way back when as well.

I mentioned it to a couple of my fellow league officers, and we brought it to the league at the annual pre-season meeting.  Everyone was on board, so throughout the year, our secretary pored through decades of records and pulled a number of names to represent past eras.  We then had the league vote on some more recent nominees as well.

Tonight, we’ll induct five posthumous honorees (including the league founders), two guys from the past who will be in attendance, and five guys who still bowl with us.  It’s a great mix of past and present, and I hope that the guys who have been around for a while, guys who knew Mac and were close to him, feel like we did him justice with our efforts to honor him.  I also hope that some of the younger guys, the ones who have joined the league in the last couple years, can appreciate the history of the league that they’re now a part of.

I know it probably sounds silly.  “It’s just a bowling league.”  That’s true, it is.  But for those of us who’ve been there for a long time (I’ve been associated with the league for 12 years now), who’ve seen some faces come and go, but twice that many come and never leave, it’s more like a family.  A family you only see three hours a week for nine months out of the year, but a family nonetheless.  And tonight, I’m looking forward to honoring both our forefathers and our brothers.