My windshield washer fluid nozzles have been broken for a long, long time. I’ve mentioned them from time to time when I’ve taken the car in for service, but they always tell me that it’s a “dealer” thing. Well, my dealer closed up, and I don’t even know where their other branch is, so, yeah.
I’ve known since the beginning what the problem was. On the underside of my hood is some sort of material that kind of looks like cardboard, or maybe a little asbestos-y, I don’t know. I imagine it protects the nozzles and the hood itself from the heat of the engine. Shortly after I noticed my wiper fluid was low, when I went to refill it, I noticed blue stains on the cardboard piece. Once the wiper fluid vanished even more quickly than normal, I put two and two together and came up with “leak.”
Tonight, I was getting gas on my way home work when I decided to wash the windshield with one of the gas station squeegees. As I reached the bottom of the windshield, I noticed what looked like a little tube poking out from under my hood. I popped it open and it turns out that the tube was coming from under the asbestos-y cardboard. Aha! This must be the source of the problem. I was finally going to get it fixed, and I was going to do it myself. I cannot tell you how proud and masculine I felt in that moment.
When I got home, I popped the hood. I was going to have to remove the covering from the underside of the hood, which despite my suspicions, I had never done. It seemed to me that in order to do so, I would have to risk ripping it, and I didn’t want to do that unless I was certain.
Well, I was certain now, and as I prepared to take it off, I noticed four plastic fasteners of sorts holding the covering onto the hood. I removed them, and just like magic, the covering slid out from the brackets much easier than I had expected. That kind of bothered me; all this time, and I had never noticed how it was actually attached.
Now that I had the covering removed, I was ready to fix the nozzles. I could see the fluid line and the parts where it was supposed to connect to the nozzles were detached. I reached in to reattach them…but they wouldn’t fit. I assumed that the tubing went over or inside the nozzle housing, but upon closer inspection (rather, upon any inspection, because after five and a half years of driving the car this is the first I had seen these parts), it appeared that the part of the tubing that connects to the nozzles had actually broken off inside the nozzles.
Oh well.
I tucked the loose line back into the cover and reattached it to the hood. I was disappointed to be unable to fix it, but I resolved to look up the prices of the nozzles and do it myself.
Someday. Because this was a couple hours ago, and I still haven’t looked anything up yet.
C’est la vie. Besides, who needs washer fluid in the winter? That’s what rain and snow and gas stations are for.