So, the World Cup draw…oof.
Of all the potential “Groups of Death,” the United States Men’s National Team ended up in possibly the deathiest, drawing top side Germany, recent World Cup bug-a-boo Ghana, and Cristiano Ronaldo-led Portugal in Group G. That is, to put it lightly, not what we were looking for.
Four years ago, it was England, Slovenia, and Algeria. That was a group we knew we could manage, and we did; two draws and a dramatic stoppage time win put the USMNT atop its group for the first time in 80 years.
If the U.S. wins its group this time, it might be the greatest miracle in sports history.
Here’s how I would rank the groups, from “ohmyGodWHY” to “I’m a little jealous right now”:
Group G: Germany, Ghana, Portugal, United States
Group B: Australia, Chile, Netherlands, Spain
Group D: Costa Rica, England, Italy, Uruguay
Group A: Brazil, Cameroon, Croatia, Mexico
Group F: Argentina, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Iran, Nigeria
Group C: Colombia, Greece, Ivory Coast, Japan
Group E: Ecuador, France, Honduras, Switzerland
Group H: Algeria, Belgium, Russia, South Korea
I think Groups C, E, and H are all weak, but having Colombia and Ecuador playing on their home continent gives them a bump.
I know I’m biased, but I ranked Group G at the top because you have two European sides that are ranked in the top five in the current FIFA World Rankings (Germany is second, Portugal is fifth), the top team in North America (the United States, 14th in the world), and arguably the top team in Africa (Ghana is ranked 24th, second-highest in Africa behind Ivory Coast).
As difficult as this group is, a major takeaway is that it shows the growth of American soccer that our presence in a group makes it more difficult. In 1998, we were matched with Germany (lost 2-0), Iran (lost 2-1), and Yugoslavia (lost 1-0). We were ranked 32nd our of 32 teams at the end of the tournament. Now, we’re in the “Group of Death,” partially because any group containing the USMNT is by its nature that much more difficult. I like that.
Despite the horrendously unlucky draw, there’s a way through. There is absolutely a way through.
The U.S. draws Ghana first. Everyone is all worked up because Ghana eliminated the USMNT in the group stage in 2006 and the Round of 16 in 2010. However, this is a winnable match. The United States is better than it was in each of those tournaments, and should be able to beat Ghana. Whether we do or not remains to be seen, but for the sake of the “how do we get through?” debate, let’s assume a U.S. victory.
Next is Portugal. They have skilled players for sure, but their success begins and ends with Ronaldo. Neutralize him and you can have success. Unfortunately, we won’t be able to neutralize him. But a draw is certainly not out of the realm of possibility.
So we head into the group finale against manager Jurgen Klinsmann’s home nation, Germany, on four points. Assume that Germany tops Portugal and Ghana in their first two games and are sitting on six points. Portugal will likely beat Ghana and have four points of their own. A draw puts the United States through, but even a loss, if the goal differentials work out, puts the USMNT into the knockout round.
And once you make it there, anything can happen. Especially if Belgium stumbles; then the winner of Group H will be an eminently beatable team that is ranked below the United States in the current rankings.
So there it is. Doom and gloom, but also a way out. And if logic and reason aren’t enough to convince you it’s possible, consider this: possibly the greatest upset of World Cup history, and certainly the greatest upset in an American soccer history, took place when the U.S. topped England, 1-0, in the 1950 World Cup. Where was that match played?
Brazil. The host of the 2014 World Cup.
I’m just saying.